My dog can't have nice things

Well this isn't completely true.

But if you came into my house you would see a terrible mess of

tennis balls with no fur (you know...the green stuff)

and pieces of fabric that maybe had a shape at some point....

.....maybe....

See,

I have what you would call a "heavy chewer".

You're familiar with nylabone right?

Those super hard bones that last forever?

Yeah,

here's what my baby does:

Those two bones USED to be the same.

THE SAME.

Yup, this is why she has so few toys.