Friday Funny

STORY TIME!

Ok, so this family kept finding puddles of water near their pool when they returned home.

Thinking the neighbor kids were sneaking a dip when they left;

they decided to install security cameras.

This is what they found.

                                    

Happy Friday!!!

My Dog has Super Powers

Since moving a few weeks ago the mister and I have been missing something very important to us.

Our remote.

So for two (ish) weeks we have been *gulp

turning on the television by hand!!

Then, yesterday Ellie Bean jumped up on the couch and she HAD IT IN HER MOUTH!

As if saying, "Here mom. I found this for you...because I love you."

Conclusion: My dog has actual super powers.

Important Things

Ok people. It's December.

I don't know about you guys but I personally start my holiday celebrating (music and decorations) on Thanksgiving.

That's right.

My stockings have been hung by the 'electric fireplace' with care, and I have enough tinsel to sparkle your pants off.

And yes, that handy little Santa cup pictured has been getting a lot of tea and coffee action lately.

However, despite all this preparing there is one VERY important thing that I just decided on.

What my holiday nail polish color will be.

This effectively determines how your holiday will transpire..(not really)

I have decided on silver with a couple added sparkles. (as shown)

Hopefully this means my holiday will be bright and happy. That's the goal.

I have a feeling I will play with a little classic red as well but that's really a given.

Has everyone else decided on this very important question????

Awkward Family Photo's

So while searching through old photo's the other day I came across this gem.

I honestly never realized how funny it was.

The look on me and my big bro's face is really just too funny.

It turns out my family really DOES have it's own set of awkward family photo's.

Brilliant.

The Story of Friday Night

You know when you're young (like 22 and youngerish) and you stay out late,

drink too much,

wake up with weird bruises,

take stupid crazy pictures and POST them to the internet?

It's great right?

You're NEVER gonna end up like one of those lame adult people, right?

You know,

the one's who tell you to pay more attention to the road,

and that you need to apply yourself more,

and who go to bed early so they can study the next day,

and take multivitamins,

and who do the weirdest thing of all....only have ONE drink when they go out????

You'll never ever ever EVER be like that right???

Well here's the conversation from my Friday night.

The night of a still young but not too young 24 year old.

Me-I'm sooo bored. We never DO anything anymore.

Boyfriend-What would we do?

Me- I dunno. Go get a drink or something?

Boyfriend-We could....(looks at clock)

Oh, but it's already 8.30.

Me-Yeah

Boyfriend- We are SO old

There you have it folks. I have become an old, boring lady.

Rather than go out on a FRIDAY NIGHT. I stayed home and watched Friends and was in bed by 10. Neat.

Sure, I still have a little crazy left in me, but more and more frequently I find myself in bed at a reasonable hour.

This is my warning.

The lame bug will indeed bite you one day. So watch-out. And invest in some cute jam-jams.

And also, you kids really SHOULD pay more attention to the road. It's not a race!!

For Future Reference

It is very difficult to do perform down dog while a dog licks your face.

The more you know.

Dear College Girls

Dear College Girls,

Hi! I just wanted to talk to you ladies about something real quick that I find perplexing. I know college can be rough and a lot of you have a lot of pressure to like, get a husband or whatever. This is the only way I can explain the crazy amounts of make-up you put on your face.

Seriously. It's as if you were attending the royal wedding or something. That kind of glam is just not necessary for economics. It's just not.

And it's not just that. It's the hair as well. It's perfect. Perfectly curled. Perfectly poufed. And enough hair spray to rival the helmet on Vader.

Your hair and make-up however is honestly not what I find the most perplexing. I personally like to be overdressed rather than underdressed for any occasion.

Here's my beef guys.

After all that work from the neck up....

WHY DO YOU WEAR SWEATPANTS????!!!!

BOAT!

As before promised, here are the rules and details of the game "BOAT!"

BOAT!

Description- A car game whose purpose is to spot and call as many boats as possible.

Origin- My boyfriend and I were on our way home from visiting his parents on a summer day. I was veeeeeeery tired and was attempting to nap which irked my bf who wanted me to keep him company. In an effort to wake me up and annoy me he began telling me of every boat he saw, which on a summer day in Montana is A LOT of boats. Thus the game of "BOAT!" was born.

Rules and Regulations

1. Only boats attached to a vehicle may count towards points.

2. When a boat is spotted one must yell "BOAT!" to obtain points.

3. Canoes, kayaks, and rafts will not count for points.

4. Each "boat" called counts towards one point.

5. A boat may only be called by one person.

6. If a boat is called by more than one person at the same time that boat is henceforth negated and no one may claim points to it.

7. Any non-boats called will result in the deduction of two points.

example non-boats- already called boats, boat not connected to a vehicle, calling items mentioned in rule two.

8. A game of BOAT will be considered complete in one of two scenarios

A) At the end of a trip (a trip is considered the time after you leave home to when you arrive back) the person with the highest tally is the winner.

B) Once someone has a tally of ten points more than whoever is closest behind in points.

9. A semi truck carrying a large number of boats is considered a "boat load".

Any caller of a boat load wins "BOAT!" for eternity. This honor may be forfeited in order to play more awesome games of "BOAT!"

10. Boats in the water no longer count for points.

(The creator of this game holds the right to add additional rules and regulations as he sees fit until said rules are "formally laminated")

And there you have it. The rules of the aforementioned "BOAT!" I would also like to mention that while the bf 'created' this game, I continue to whoop his butt at it EVERY DAY!