This is Elmer.
He is a long haired wiener dog.
Like, really long haired. In this picture his hair has been trimmed.
It's usually much longer. Like a muppet or maybe someone off Sesame Street.
He has a tricky anteater like tongue.
It WILL get you. There is no escaping it.
If you meet him he will cry like a poopy diapered baby until you pet him.
He may also pee a little.
Because he loves you.
But don't be fooled by this sweet behavior. For he will attack any dog bigger than himself.
He is FEROCIOUS.
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