So I'm taking Ellie Bean for her evening walky walk right? We're just trotting along, minding our own business...well...maybe not Ellie. She likes the gophers business......but I was COMPLETELY minding my own business. And then... it happened....
A bug.
It flew into my eye.
A BUG FLEW INTO MY EYE!!!!
Like, really IN my eye. When I blinked I could see it all stuck next to my contact. That's how in my eye it was. GROSS! How did I not blink fast enough?? This is a totally unacceptable situation! There is a crawly thing in my freaking EYE!!! What the hell???
So of course then, while not panicking (though I don't think anyone would have blamed me), I had to PICK it out.
Ugh. Reliving this is giving me shivers.
I mean, what gives bug? Why'd you have to go and DO THAT??!!
As Stephanie Tanner would say, "How RUDE!!".
This is not a pleasant event for either of us!! And if you didn't die from this evil act then you're damn sure dead now since I gave you an ultra crushing when I got you out! (just between my fingers....nats are real small) Why would you EVER think it's a good idea to fly into an eyeball? Seriously, I just don't get it.
So gross.
I guess I'll be on extra alert for bugs from now on.
Also because directly after a bee dive bombed my head.
Thanks a lot bugs...I think you suck at life too.
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